...I was just asleep, and then my phone rang and it said it was a private number...i always answer these phone calls, but i especially hoped that this one would be Joe.

"Katie?"
"Yeah, who's this?"
"Steve!"
"Steve...? Steve who?"
"From US History!"
"....Steve? Oh! Uh..wait, who?"
"Oh come on! I talk to you all the time, we talked the other day about the war in Iraq!"
"Wait...what's your last name?"
"Orson! You really dont remember me?"
"ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........no!"